Breaking news, new “Happier” BT payphone box design released to happy crowds.
New BT Payphone Box Design Released -by David Law-
The new user friendly, Christmas themed payphone box was released to huge crowds at the latest “I Made This Stuff Up Fair” earlier today.
The payphone box has been road tested at the North Pole where Elves reported a 132% increase in overall happiness and a 247% decrease in reports of antisocial behavior related to boring payphone boxes.
Random Elf Number One, AKA BOB to his friends: said to our on the scene roving reporter, Rex the dog “Since the introduction of the new smiling phone box design, he no longer has the heart to use the phone box as a very convenient, convenience”.
M.D. Law
